tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62206942011-04-22T00:26:30.816+06:00I Hate Dr Balls!!This blog is for people that hate Dr. Balls!!! He is such a jerk and I hate him so much!!!! So do you, right!!!!!Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comBlogger341100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1119396535120955592005-06-20T05:11:00.000+06:002005-06-22T05:28:55.133+06:00Ya know I been avoiding blogging because of all this heated retoric between me and Dr Balls but I just heard a story today that will blow your fuckin mind just like it did to me. Prepare youself for the most embarassing story about Dr Balls ever!!!!!!It starts like this: Dr Balls was hanging out one night at some trendy joint Club Seal. I guess he finally peeled himself off of his computer porn. Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1116010397644389162005-05-06T00:49:00.000+06:002005-05-14T00:59:18.666+06:00I DID IT!!!!!!!1Dr Balls is in the mist of being destroyed!!! i told you not to fuck with me Balls! Now whose laughing!Heres a quick recap: Dr Balls tried to ruin my life by harassing me at work, bopping my wife up the butt when I was not home, and then firing me for no reason at all. Then in my last post i finally revealed a deep dark secret: Dr Balls slept with HIS OWN BOSSES WIFE! Yes Dr Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1114651867068659312005-04-28T07:17:00.000+06:002005-04-30T01:45:00.286+06:00THE #1 REASON THAT DR BALLS IS THE WORST PERSON EVER MADE.IT IS A SECRET THAT THREATENS THE CURRENTLY NONTORMENTING LIFESTYLE THAT HE LIVES! IT WILL DESTROY THE RUINOUS BEAST THAT DR BALLS IS!NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!In the summer of 2001 Dr Balls did something that no one else except for me has ever known. It was so awful and he should never have got away with it like he did.It startsMr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1114651045889079652005-04-14T07:12:00.000+06:002005-04-28T07:17:25.890+06:00#2 reason Dr Balls is the worst a-hole in the freakin world:Dr Balls has constant erection all the time!!You may not notice it because you can't see someones pants over the internet but Dr Balls walks around with a csontant erection all the time. You will be talking to him in the hall and he will be standing their with an erection bulging from his pants! He would walk up really close to a woman Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1113108728867952162005-04-11T09:21:00.000+06:002005-04-21T02:12:26.256+06:00We are down to the top #3 reasons that I think (and you should too) that Dr Balls is a stupid racist pot smoking shit face.#3: Dr Balls once shit his pants in the middle of a meetingIt was maybe 2 years ago when I was working for The Sack Institute and there was a status report meeting. Dr Balls was quiet and unattentive which was wierd because he usually was saying thing to himself or rambling Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1113084579556406902005-04-10T03:44:00.000+06:002005-04-10T04:13:57.336+06:00IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT!This website is more than just a testament to my immense hatred of my ex-boss Dr Balls. It is a weapon that is being used against him in the many wars that are going on between us like the war of the wits, war of my sanity, war of my wife, etc!So it was with great grief that I was told by my boss at the Hood Institute that this blog of mine violated some company policies or Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1109446697039649142005-02-13T01:25:00.000+06:002005-02-27T01:41:00.073+06:00#4 stupidest thing about Dr Balls: He is a racist!Dr Balls is just about the most racist fuckin a-hole ever. I always kinda knew it because of some of da stuff that he says and one day something happened that proved my suspicions to be true. After working there about a year in 2003 the Sack Institute hired a second assistant for Dr Balls. So this guy shows up at Dr Balls's office one day and he Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1109445828123679632005-02-07T01:01:00.000+06:002005-02-27T01:23:48.126+06:00Hi fellow Dr Balls haters. Nothing new here. Dr Balls is still an a-hole!! I still want to ruin his reptutation and hopefully his ego. If you hate him just as much then join my army of Dr balls haters. But for now on with the count down.#5 stupidest thing about Dr Balls: Secret porno movies!Awhile ago i wrote about how I found his own homemade porno on his computer at work, well now I'll go into Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1107207027818022872005-01-28T03:12:00.000+06:002005-02-01T03:32:26.330+06:00FUck Dr Balls I fucking hate him so much. I just got off the phone with someone from HR here at the Hood Institute because Dr Balls is applying for a job here and used me as a reference!! What a fucking psycho! DO yo see what I have to go through with this fuckin scumbag idiot! He is stalking me! He wants to work here so he can harass me all day just like he used to do at the Sack Institute. Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1106256709679364212005-01-21T03:20:00.000+06:002005-01-21T03:31:49.680+06:00#7 stupidest thing about Dr Balls: HE SECRETLY LIKES GEORGE W BUSH!
I've said it before, Dr Balls is a nazi, and the real proof is that he is a supporter of George W Bush. THank god I don't live in America and have to put up with the Bush regime. I would be really scared if I lived there. In fact I won't even go vacation there anymore at least until 2008 because I'm afraid me and my family will Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1106017111504867452005-01-18T08:45:00.000+06:002005-01-18T08:59:48.406+06:00THE War against Dr Balls is gaining strength in its ability to destroy his image and hopefully eventully his will to keep living!!
The proof is the "petition" that Dr Balls has put up and it is a petition against me to take down my blog from the internet. It has been up for 4 days it has only 2 signatures beside Dr Balls! How fucking pathetic Dr Balls you wife-stealer! So much for all of the "Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1104872120217873992005-01-03T14:46:00.000+06:002005-01-05T02:55:20.216+06:00#9 stupiddest thing about Dr Balls: His house is covered in candy
God he is such an idiot and then he goes and decorates his house in candy like something out of Hansel and Gretel!! He did it this past summer when he remodeled his house (which really looks more like a creepy old castle than a real house) and I had talked about it. He said it was to make his house more pleasant looking but i Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1104433455740932322004-12-30T13:40:00.000+06:002004-12-31T02:24:26.936+06:00I let the cat out of the bag! Thats right I emailed Dr Balls and told him about this blog. I expectd him to go mad and he didn't but thats alright cuz he actually linked to this from his website. Even better! and just in time for me to present to the world at large some interesting tidbits about everyones so called hero Dr Balls who, if they really got to know him like me, they would know Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1102967078992326472004-12-14T01:39:00.000+06:002004-12-14T01:51:15.426+06:00YES!!!1 So I got a new job at the Hood Institute! It was so awesome because I didn't expect to get a job at the Hood Center but then they called me and said they had a position open at the Hood Institute which is even better and the job is awesome! I start next wendsday i am so totally psyked!
THe first thing I did was call Dr Asshole Balls (no his first name is not really Asshole but it should Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1102626112846517372004-12-10T02:38:00.000+06:002004-12-10T03:01:52.846+06:00Hello all. I've been so busy looking for a job that I havn't had time to keep this blog up to date. I'm having trouble getting a job and it is depressing but i've been feeling much better lately. I've been thinking that maybe things really did work out for the better. like For example right now if I were still at the Sack Institute I would be at the christmas party with all the stupid christmas Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1100889406319044432004-11-20T01:29:00.000+06:002004-11-20T00:46:47.463+06:00Ok so it has been 1 week since i was fired from the Sack Institute by Dr "Hitler" Balls (no his first name is not really Hitler but it should be). i spent all week trying to get my job back by talking to Dr Steuben and some other people. all i got was "well its Dr Balls decision to fire you and theres not much we can do to help but we'll see".
I don't have any hopes anymore. My dreams are Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1100492181468287002004-11-15T09:48:00.000+06:002004-11-16T03:35:37.833+06:00The Sack institute.. sucks! Dr Balls... sucks! All of the stupid assholes who helped him fuck me over.. sucks! On Friday I was fired from my job!!! For 2 years i have been putting up with Dr Balls' shit, only because Dr Steuben kept telling me that he had a new position opening up that I was qualified for it, though nothing ever happened!!! I could have fuckin quit but they fired me? How dare Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1093833275131940092004-08-30T08:23:00.000+06:002004-08-30T08:37:55.790+06:00I dont know how Dr Balls gets away with all the stupid shit he does.... well usually because one of his buddies or people that fear him somehow bail him out, but i think what happened now is really going to hurt his rep. For months now we've had a problem with the E wing bathroom because some sicko had been throwing his toilet paper into the garbage instead of flushing it. so you'd walk into the Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1093833465865780562004-08-30T02:34:00.000+06:002004-08-30T08:37:45.866+06:00So get this now Dr Balls has completely remodeled the outside of his weird fucking scary home on a hill. This time he has turned it into a house made of candy and treats, like in fucking Hansel and Gretel! I don't know what this sick fuck is trying to do now people don't you see exactly what the fuck is wrong with this guy! ANd will you stop signing his guestbook telling him how funny he is Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1093144524994362932004-08-22T09:09:00.000+06:002004-08-22T09:15:24.993+06:00Hahaha so now get this! I found a secret backdoor into Dr Balls computer at work and I found some pretty interesting files! Im talking about not just porn, but porn with Dr. Balls in it! I saw a video of it! It made me want to throw up it was Dr Balls and some young hot girl and she is giving him head. You don't see his face but I know its Balls because I can recognize his voice. He unloads ontoMr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1090360427046506922004-07-20T15:48:00.000+06:002004-07-21T03:55:40.806+06:00Hahah they have fucking nailed Dr Balls now! He is in so much trouble for , get this, CHILD PORN! Yes Dr Balls was caught with kiddie pron on his computer! NO LIE!!!!
The news was all over the office this morning. Dr Balls didnt bother to show up until 10:30 like always and I was waiting at the window near the parking lot to watch him pull up in his fucking weird looking car with the "I LoveMr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1089760261205827602004-07-14T04:56:00.000+06:002004-07-14T05:11:01.206+06:00I have a bout had it with Dr Balls he has infiltrated every avenue of my life how can I stop this mad beast from devouring all that is full of love to me??? How can I go on when this a$$hole is doing things like constantly coming to my desk and whipping his thing out onto my desk asking things like "how much bigger is it than yours" over and over again or saying "hold it and tell me how much Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1083193797202505802004-04-29T05:09:00.000+06:002004-04-29T05:15:50.326+06:00Hahaha Have you heard this latest Dr. Balls scandal? About retreating to his underground bunker for a week? He is such a fucking idiot! He called the Sack Institute and apparently he pretended to have a cold llike "ahem, hi this is Dr. Balls, I can't fucking come to work today.." or something like that, or so the rumor goes... So after a week of him not showing up for work the official Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1082202988763789532004-04-17T17:56:00.000+06:002004-04-17T18:02:34.763+06:00Do you know how dr. Balls writes about "emo" all the time but claims he doesn't like any of those bands? Well I hear him playing "emo" crap from his office almost every single day!! Do you realize how old this guy is but hes listening to 17 yr olds whining about their girlfriends? Did you ever notice "emo" is sexist?
This guy is weird, you should avoid him at all costs, just like my wife Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1080792525089013072004-04-01T10:08:00.000+06:002004-04-01T10:13:24.670+06:00I don't know what is wrong with Dr. Balls lately because now he's like acting happy around the office but its a fake happy, you know? Well today he did that and the most disgusting thing at the same time, and it has to do with how he farts all the time and his office smells like it.
First of all we needed him to be there at 8 am but he didn't show up until 10. When he did, me, Dr. Pipswick, DrMr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1080402462703556842004-03-27T21:47:00.000+06:002004-03-27T22:03:27.483+06:00Dr. Balls is such a dick, to prove it to you I'll tell you about how he keeps deleting things i post in his guestbook. LIke a few weeks ago he said something about he's been real busy at work but that's not true because all he does is lock himself in his office all day like a weirdo. People are always looking for him and he won't answer his door, but you can hear him in there making weird Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1077078271607144562004-02-18T10:24:00.000+06:002004-02-18T10:27:10.466+06:00Not much is happening with the doctor! He hides out in his office alot and types on his computer. Da other day I got an email from "allholesfilled41@hotmail.com".. so obviously Dr Balls... with a wav file attached, and the wav was a Vader-esque voice telling me of all the kinky things that he did with my wife while I was at the Collective Soul concert!! HE doesnt have to rub it in my face ALL Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1075092404245189672004-01-26T10:46:00.000+06:002004-01-26T10:48:51.153+06:00hah haha hah hah hahah So get this now so the so called Dr Balls is in the midst of some kind of nervous breakdown or something! Today some people went into the meeting room to have a meeting and found written on the dry erase board "This is the worst fucking day ever" and below it was a crude drawing of a penis sticking straight up. It was disugsting! So I think he is really soon going to Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1074826594840474382004-01-23T08:56:00.000+06:002004-01-23T08:58:37.340+06:00IThe latest on Dr. Balls! He is wierd lately. He's been locking himself in his office, not talking to anyone, and not even looking anyone in the eyes anymore. Maybe the weight of his soulless soul has become too much of a weight to bear! Or maybe he has realized that he is a stupid fucking idiot aaafahghghaghghghhggh I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH!!! I"LL PUNCH HIM!!! FUCK YOU DR BALLS FOR Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1073361513978313942004-01-06T09:58:00.000+06:002004-01-06T10:02:37.586+06:00So today we had a meeting. Everyone in our department was there, including that asshole Dr. Balls, and it was all about some graffiti that has appeared in our men's room. In one of the stalls is a crude drawing of a man's genital penetrating a woman's genital and another man's genital penetrating the women's butt, and below it is the caption "There is only a thin layer between us!" I mean it'sMr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1073112601168444452004-01-03T12:50:00.000+06:002004-01-03T12:50:19.180+06:00Check out da new Forum!Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1072899956589140342004-01-01T01:45:00.000+06:002004-01-01T01:46:14.186+06:00Check out the stupid things I saw Dr. Balls doing! He is such a goofy asshole!
Yesterday evning on the way to my car in the parking lot I watched Dr. Balls exit the F wing of the Sack Institute, walk to his car, stop, walk back to the building, stop, look puzzled, stood there for a minute looking at the door, then he walked back to his car, got in, got out, walked around to the passenger door, Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1072066973226395802003-12-22T10:22:00.000+06:002003-12-22T10:28:27.360+06:00Last night I was working late at The Sack Institute and when I left I passed by Dr. Balls's office and his door was closed but I heard him in there typing away on his computer, laughing, and making weird slapping sounds!! What a fucking weirdo this is what i'm talking about here! And this is the guy who supposedly bopped my wife up the buttt!! Hey guess what Dr. Balls (my arch nemesis and baneMr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6220694.post-1071719420741898552003-12-18T09:45:00.000+06:002003-12-18T09:50:34.546+06:00I fucking hate Dr. Balls so fucking much!!!! The hate I feel for him is uncontrollable to the point where I can no longer control it!
The breaking point came in his Dec 17 2003 post in which he says the following:Well guess what Mr. Fingers, there's something that I never told you, but a few weeks ago while you were away at that yawn rock The Strokes concert I fucking bopped your wife up the Mr. Fingershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967682166676641007noreply@blogger.com